God created man and animals. He made them separate from each other. He tried to make it so that neither one would be attracted to the other. All was well.

But then, Satan rose from the depths of California and picked up a dog and a sexually confused 13 year-old boy. He fused them together, thus creating the first furry.

Then, the furries reproduced (They're asexual). But they reproduced at an alarming rate. Even faster than Mexicans. And soon, we had a nation full of furries (Some professionals have found evidence of furries migrating across seas to places like England and Africa. It's also widely believed that the furry tribes in Africa were responsible for the monkey/human intercourse that started aids).

Now, as ancient scrolls and cave paintings show us, furries were rejected by society and were forced to find refuge on the internet. This is their home today, over 9,000 years later. Now, don't let this piece of information lead you to believe that furries are intelligent. While they are smart enough to navigate the internet, they appear to have no real grasp of any language on Earth. As an alternative, they drew pictures instead. Scientists have found these pictures all across the internet. Examination of these pictures shows that furries haven't evolved much since they were first created over 9,000 years ago. The strange pictures depict bipedal animals having sex with each other. Some newer paintings show humans also being involved.

Furries will remain a mystery to mankind. No matter how many experiments are carried out, no matter how much research is done, furries will still be a mystery.

Indeed.



A small-minded generalization. If you care, which I'm sure you don't, Mexico is the 120th fastest growing country, between the British Virgin Islands and St. Lucia.

This is why I teach.

I like the creativity, except I think you may be confused on what"asexual" means. : )
If the furries were asexual, they would be very unsuccessful in breeding because that would mean they have no desire for sex.

Where they will be given a loverly welcome and either given a council house and some benefits or be added to a curry.

I have a furry it's my fiance

I have been studying these glyphs intensely over the course of several years, and I have some information that will alarm you.

Human interaction seems to be a growing steadily with these creatures. A population of madhousers seem to gain satisfaction by rendering glyphs of Furries (for lack of a better term) in unnatural juxtapositions, often sexual in nature. Let's hope this "artwork" does not extend any further.

My study is still not complete, but it is prudent to arouse concern now. We may need a plan to counteract both a wide scale Furry population boom and possible invasion, from the North. At the very least we should delete any of the abnormal glyphs as they are discovered and arrest their contributors.

I plan on presenting evidence at a summit meeting in Mexico. If they are being conditioned by these glyphs, to some small extent, and discover the means to meiosis, it could spell doom. Under normal circumstances Furries savagely fight to the death. An evolution of the internet sub-species would be profoundly horrifying, due to their abnormally rapid production of glyphs and high migration rates.

Forewarned is forearmed.

I can understand girls dressed as furries and I'm a girl. It can be hot. But a guy

The solution:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/furrypunching

I was pretty creeped out by the furry scene in "The Shining".

Wow that's very interesting.